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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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