- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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