- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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