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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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