- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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