How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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A bar walks into a man

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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You sick fiend

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