- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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