- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Small Penis.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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