Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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