- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

I had friends on the Death Star.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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