- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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