- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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