- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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