- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Golf.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

womens rights.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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