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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.