- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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