- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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