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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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