Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

A jew enters a mall.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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