- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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