- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Neither did she.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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