- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

woman's rights

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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