- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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