What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Wait! hundred billions!

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

If you have a stroke, call 000

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