What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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