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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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