- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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