- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

you see theres this guy.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do I hate? people

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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