- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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