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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

"Knock knock" Come in!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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