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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

I'm Polish.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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