- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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