- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

your no better than a cockroach

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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