- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Womens rights

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

You were born.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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