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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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