- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Gus's mom

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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