A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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