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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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