Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Anti Joke

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