- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Im gay What about you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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