your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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