- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

I love alchohol!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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