- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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