- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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