Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What's one plus one? two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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