- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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