A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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