Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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How do you end a sentence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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