- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A baby seal walks into a club.

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