- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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