- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Swag.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's the difference between a duck?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Andoni was here

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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