- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

A seal walks into a club.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Poker? I barely even know her.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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