- Anti Joke

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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