Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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