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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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