according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How old are you? 7

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

NEVER

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Anti Joke

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