Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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