- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

woman's rights

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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