The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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