How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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