- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

I literally died laughing

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Face...tastes like chicken!

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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