- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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