An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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