Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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