- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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