- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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