What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

This isn't funny.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Albino African Americans

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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