- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

a. why? b. because I wanted

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Women's rights.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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