God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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a black man pays his child support

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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