- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

This isn't funny.

what has genitial warts? me

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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