why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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