Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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knock knock go away

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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