Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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