What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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