Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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