- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Worms don't like apples.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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