- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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