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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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