If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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