What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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