What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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like most people my age. im 27

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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