What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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