- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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