A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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