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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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