- Anti Joke

If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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