Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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I am quite mature.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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