What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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