- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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