- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

I have an idea! You leave.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

So FDR walks into a bar.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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