Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

it was all Tagart

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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