what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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