- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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