A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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12 niqqa 12.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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