- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Women can vote? WTF

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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