- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

how much fish could a chicken

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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