Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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