- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Im gay What about you

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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