- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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