shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Guess what What

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Dig Bick Your dislexic

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Ol-ive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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