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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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