What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Caramel Boing.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Roses are red.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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