- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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