- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A woman walks into a bar.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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