- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

The holocaust

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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