What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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