- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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