- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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