- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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