- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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