How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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The holocaust

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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