A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What's half of 8? o

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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