What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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whats 2+2? 4

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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