roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

here's a joke... the american education society

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Anti Joke

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