- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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