- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

42

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??