What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Anti Joke

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