There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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