- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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