- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Sloths

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Lil Wayne

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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