How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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