Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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