What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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