How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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