- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Knock knock Fuck off!

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