Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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A storm be brewin!

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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