- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Pickles are powerful

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Knock Know! Come in!

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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