- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Yo Momma So Fat!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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