What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What's 9+10? 19

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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