- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

LeBron in the fourth quarter

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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