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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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