- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What is better than life? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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