What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Caroline Kelly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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